![]() ![]() Whatever your relatives did, they probably didn’t waste the entire family’s fortune digging beneath their house in search of occult enlightenment, accidentally spring open a vault of impossible eldritch horrors, kill themselves, and then leave the responsibility of cleaning up their heinous blunder entirely in your hands. Maybe Uncle Joe got drunk and knocked over the coffin at great-grandma Betsy’s funeral, sending her spilling head over heels into the church aisle and traumatizing little cousin Billy, or maybe Ann-Marie accidentally baked her Thanksgiving chocolate cake with chocolate laxatives in an infamous event forever remembered as “Turdkey Day ’09.” Have you ever had a relative who made a really big mistake? I’m talking about the kind of thing that’s mentioned in hushed tones at every subsequent family gathering since spoken to young’uns as a cautionary tale of familial faux pas.
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